To people that know me i’m like: To people that dont know me i’m like: ROFL. Yes!
Love Anything With Oreo In It!
d0wj0nes: hazeleyedwonderr: Fried oreos fat boy heaven OMG that fuckin’ Oreo ice creeeeeeeeeeeam!
What Disney Movies have taught males.
soletherapy: Have a palace. Bitches love palaces. Asian biddies can fight too. A chick will literally give up her lower half for a nigga wit bread. I can still be a king and stunt like my daddeh. That a nigga can come up from the streets and fuck a bad bitch. Not to trust whitey. Stand up straight. I’m destined for greatness. If I rock out with my cock out….broads will...
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
notoamericandreams: justformoialone: longthicknfat: ay0omendez: kingespada00: honeyjusreal: sweetestthug: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last...