February 2011
To people that know me i’m like:
To people that dont know me i’m like:
ROFL. Yes!
Love Anything With Oreo In It!
d0wj0nes:
hazeleyedwonderr:
Fried oreos
fat boy heaven
OMG that fuckin’ Oreo ice creeeeeeeeeeeam!
What Disney Movies have taught males.
soletherapy:
Have a palace. Bitches love palaces.
Asian biddies can fight too.
A chick will literally give up her lower half for a nigga wit bread.
I can still be a king and stunt like my daddeh.
That a nigga can come up from the streets and fuck a bad bitch.
Not to trust whitey.
Stand up straight.
I’m destined for greatness.
If I rock out with my cock out….broads will...
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
notoamericandreams:
justformoialone:
longthicknfat:
ay0omendez:
kingespada00:
honeyjusreal:
sweetestthug:
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last...
